Oh good god, I have woken up with a terrible hangover. It’s
not the usual kind, I have no headache but just feel violently sick. There’s a (frankly quite detestable)
person running around outside with a microphone calling everyone in for bacon
sandwiches as part of the camp site wake up call. I don’t think I could keep
one down! I blame it all on the curious ginger wine I had last night. It seemed like such a good idea at the time - a 13.5% bottle for £3.50. Last night I described it as "one part benylin and one part firework". Now I would
probably summarise it as ‘spicy sugar syrup’. This tells me that it probably
has an extremely unpleasant laxative quality. I really hope I’m wrong.
Here it is. Now you know what to avoid.

