Last night at the university windsurfers' reunion we all dressed up as sexy scientists. The boys’
interpretation of this was to wear lab coats with alarming degrees of
nothingness underneath. Christo was by far the worst as he was wearing leopard
print boxers, a stick on moustache, an Einstein wig, an Anne Summers 'flogger' and a type of ladies
underwear I’ve never seen or heard of before – it was like a pair of tights
that were semi opaque, came up to his arm pits, had shoulder straps and no
crotch (presumably to help female wearers go to the toilet – not so helpful for
Christo though who found his manly parts all came through the hole, which acted
like an inefficient tourniquet). The boys who had been planning to go out
looking respectable almost all changed their minds when they saw Christo and so the ladies were called on to provide enough provocative items of underwear to transform them.
We obliged and soon the caravan was full of, um, what had better be described as ‘alarmingly sexy
scientists’. The girls meanwhile went out in little black dresses under lab coats and enjoyed the warmest, most practical, evening we’d had in
a long time. It's nice to turn the tables every once in a while!
I can't show the boys out of consideration for public decency!
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